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Smile - Humor is Good for the Soul

Quotes From DaySpring Calendar

To err is human, to blame the next guy is even more so. Make no mistake: In the end you get what's coming to you.  "Romans 2:6 THE MESSAGE" 

One of the best things people can have up their sleeves is a funny bone.  "Richard L. Weaver II"

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"  "I wouldn't know what to say ," she replied.  "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife said.  Our daughter bowed her head and said; "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!"  The wife responded calmly, "Allow me to explain...the good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attacted to me, and he made me stupid so I would marry you!".

To err is human, to blame the next guy is even more so.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?  "Charlie McCarthy"

Your food stamps will be stopped effective March because we received notice that you passed away.  May God bless you.  You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.  (Department of Social Services)

Tell a man there are four hundred billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. (Steven Wright)